We’re extremely excited today to announce a project that has been in the works behind-the-scenes for a very long time. A new online animation school from the creators of Animator Island!
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Read on to learn how to enroll!
What is Animentorinstiversity?
Animentorinstiversity is a premiere online animation school created for animators, by animators. It is an institution of higher education where we truly believe dedicated passion, and money, can make all the difference in your future career. It isn’t just some flash-in-the-pan online school, either. Would a flash-in-the-pan online school have a lion for a logo? No it would not.
Animentorinstiversity provides students with a fast-track explosion of the hidden animation secrets that the other schools don’t want you to know about. While they tell you “hard work” and “practice” will allow you to reach your dreams, we fill your mind with thoughts of quick tips and easy shortcuts that won’t take you a lifetime to master. Want a job at Disney? With Animentorinstiversity, that could possibly happen. Anything is possible.
At Animentorinstiversity, our goal is to provide just enough showmanship and flare to get you to sign up for our outstanding, award-winning* program. Once enrolled, we’d call that a big success. After all, a journey of a thousand steps begins with a single check or money order.
*Animentorinstiversity has won the prestigious “Best New Online Animation School” from AnimationSchoolReviews.net, a subsidiary of Animentorinstiversity.
Enrolling in Animentorinstiversity couldn’t be easier. Don’t bog yourself down with the complicated enrollment process of other schools, which can take more than 10 minutes. Who has time for that? Simply fill out the form below and we’ll get your other contact info, like name or whatever, once the payment clears.
Animentorinstiversity doesn’t nickle and dime you to death with hidden admission fees and individual course costs like some schools. We are upfront about the amount of money you should blindly give us for promising to teach you stuff. Our goal is to be as honest and open with you as possible. Or maybe you’d rather attend a school that hides things from you? When we sell your contact information to third parties, we tell you about it.
Isn’t Animentorinstiversity kind of expensive?
Can you put a price on your dreams? Dreams are expensive. Four hundred and eighty thousand dollars expensive. Do you want to learn animation or not? Because there are plenty of available jobs doing pointless data entry, or selling tires at a tire store, but we thought you wanted to change the world. Maybe we were wrong about you?
Ask yourself this: Which is better, a bar of soap that costs a dollar or a flat-screen TV that costs three grand? A TV is better than soap, every time, and it costs more meaning higher cost is equal to “being better.” Which makes you wonder what kind of “quality” education you’re getting from other lesser schools that only charge you a fraction of Animentorinstiversity’s tuition. Something to think about.
Some online animation schools have ridiculous rules like “You must be over 18 to attend” or “Please be able to speak English.” Not Animentorinstiversity. We accept students of all ages and backgrounds, whether you passed the 4th grade or not. No matter if you speak English or Spanish or have a British accent, we’re still glad to take your money*. No biases here.
*Canadian “funny-money” currency is not accepted.
This Sounds Amazing!
It is. It really, really is.
Space is limited and we expect a very high demand for our initial run of classes. How would you feel if you missed out on this incredible opportunity? Sad and alone and like life had passed you by, that’s how. So be sure to enroll as soon as possible. Sooner than that even, you shouldn’t even be reading this far down the page. If you haven’t signed up yet, chances are good it’s too late. We might be able to squeeze you in still, but only if you sign up now. Right now. This second. Or are you going to be the one to tell your grandchildren “I wanted to be an animator, but I got some boring job that paid a steady salary instead and I’ve regretted that decision every day for the last 63 years?” You only get one life, maybe, so seize it by the horns and ride it like a wild panda into the dawn of a new, better tomorrow.
At Animentorinstiversity, we can help you find that panda.
Student Testimony Which Seems Weird Because We Technically Haven’t Even Opened Yet:
- “When I got the email that said my payment had been accepted, I knew I was finally getting somewhere. My human existence finally had meaning.”
- “Just looking at the pictures on the website has explained so many things about animation that I had always wondered about.”
- “I didn’t agree to this, take my name out of the video immediately.”